Poetry Slam

5 Years Old

Exxon Valdez.
Nine-Eleven. YouTube.
Baconater. Bre-X. Battlefield Earth.
Two Girls.
One Cup.
I will grow up in an age without heroes.
Except Spiderman.

10 Years Old

Watching Who’s The Boss
Samantha makes my pants stir.
Ay-oh. Oh-ay.

15 Years Old

u r pwnzrd n00b
fag
I am so alone.

20 Years Old

In every university,
There's a special prof,
With whom you will develop
A timeless bond.
There will come a special time
that you’ll think
way back and say "That teacher
really cared!"
So why doesn’t the bitch keep office hours?

25 Years Old

Tappada-tappada-tappada.
Tappada-click-tappada.
Click-tappada-tappada.
Click-tappada-click.
Tappada-tappada-click.
Click-click-click.
Was it a pretty day?

Breaking The Fourth Wall

Hey you.
Read this poem.
You obey me.

Dog

It’s dinner time.
It’s dinner time.
It’s dinner time.
Blood kill death.
Shut up and look at him for lamb.

Donkey Berlin

Donkey-Hitler is in his bunker.
Bites the cyanide capsule and descends.
Into Satan’s ass-hole.