A Tale of Two Cities as told by 15-year olds in an online chatroom

*[Darnay8====>] has entered the chatroom*
[Darnay8====>] : wat up peeps?
dfarge69: im gonna kill you fag
[Darnay8====>] : ?
[Darnay8====>] : huh?
[Darnay8====>] : why?
[Darnay8====>] : hello?
dfarge69: yer a fuckin evrémonde, dats why
[Darnay8====>] : so?
dfarge69: stfu marquis pig
[Darnay8====>] : w/e
*[Darnay8====>] has left the chatroom*
*SidCarton has changed his name to [Darnay8====>]*
[Darnay8====>] : okay, lets do this….:-(